Post office lady: Oh your little baby boy is just too cute!
Me: Oh thanks!
Post office lady: No, really hon, he's cute enough to be one of those babies on the cover of a baby magazine.
Me: Gee thanks, but I'm sure every Mom thinks her baby is cute enough for a magazine cover.
Post office lady: Well they might think they are, but we've seen some really ugly babies come in here over the years.
Me: -silence- (with awkward smile on my face)