Overheard

This morning I was in the bathroom doing my hair while my children were at the table eating breakfast when I overheard my 5 year old talking to my 3 year old. It went like this:

Wesley: "Daddy's the king of the house, I'm the prince and you are the princess."

Greta: "What is Mommy?"

Wesley: "Mommy is the cleaner."

sigh.....can't say the kid isn't accurate.

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I must preface this next one by telling you how crazy Greta's hair is. It's so curly that it's constantly tangled, the poor girl cries when I have to comb it out after her bath. Anyways, we went to Petco to get some bedding for the tortoises and went to see the live animals. I said "Look as the rats Greta!" and she excitedly replied "Just like in my hair!!". Took me a minute to understand what she meant. Then I just laughed. Poor kid.

"Drop the muffin, drop the muffin, drop the muffin."